Golfer Kills Wife

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GOLF SEASON Golfer Kills Wife Accidentally ...... Boudreaux was teeing off from the mens' tee.  On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Clotile, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.  Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, hitting Clotile directly in the temple, killing her instantly.  A few days later, Boudreaux got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy. Coroner : "Boudreaux, your wife Clotile seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head.  You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"   Boudreaux : "Mey yea sir, dat's correct.."   Coroner : "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged between butt cheeks." Boudreaux : "Was it a Titlist Pro V1?" Coroner : "Yes, it was." Boudreaux : "Mey, dat was my mulligan."