Okay, so you get up in the morning knowing you are attending the royal wedding, and you decide to put THAT on you head. Someone did a REALLY GOOD sales job to get someone to put THAT thing on their head.

Okay, so you get up in the morning knowing you are attending the royal wedding, and you decide to put THAT on you head. Someone did a REALLY GOOD sales job to get someone to put THAT thing on their head.


The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman, a Louisiana State University graduate, as President of the United States, Susan Boudreaux.
A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
'I don't think so. It's a 30 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'
'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'‘Oh Dad,’ replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York .'
'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.'
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York, I"ll ensure your meals are salt free Dad, I really want you to come.So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Boudreaux is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States.
The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football at LSU."
“The U.S. is the only large AAA rated country that saw its
debt rise during the crisis that until recently had no plan that
would reverse the trend, Steven Hess, senior credit officer at
Moody’s, said last week.”
Wire: BLOOMBERG News (BN) Date: Apr 18 2011 8:36:30
Standard & Poor’s Puts ‘Negative’ Outlook on U.S. AAA (1)
By Robert Burgess
April 18 (Bloomberg) -- Standard & Poor’s put a
“negative” outlook on the U.S. AAA credit rating, citing
rising budget deficits and debt.
“We believe there is a material risk that U.S. policy
makers might not reach an agreement on how to address medium-and
long-term budgetary challenges by 2013,” New York-based S&P
said in a report today. “If an agreement is not reached and
meaningful implementation does not begin by then, this would in
our view render the U.S. fiscal profile meaningfully weaker than
that of peer ‘AAA’ sovereigns.”
Under President Barack Obama’s fiscal year 2012 budget,
released in February, the total debt subject to the ceiling
would be $20.8 trillion in 2016. The plan House Republicans
approved April 15, written by Budget Committee Chairman Paul
Ryan, would need a debt ceiling of at least $19.5 trillion,
according to data compiled by Bloomberg Government.
Treasuries fell, reversing earlier gains, after S&P lowered
its outlook to negative from stable. The benchmark 10-year note
yielded as much as 3.45 percent in New York before trading
little changed at 3.43 percent. The dollar dropped 0.7 percent
to 82.58 yen and pared its gain versus the euro. The S&P 500
Index fell 1.5 percent.
The Treasury Department projected that the government may
reach the $14.3 trillion debt ceiling limit as soon as mid-May
and run out of options for avoiding default by early July.
Last week, Moody’s Investors Service said Obama’s plan to
cut $4 trillion in cumulative deficits within 12 years may be a
“positive” for the nation’s credit quality and mark a reversal
in the budget debate.
The U.S. is the only large AAA rated country that saw its
debt rise during the crisis that until recently had no plan that
would reverse the trend, Steven Hess, senior credit officer at
Moody’s, said last week.
Boudreaux was teeing off from the mens' tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Clotile, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, hitting Clotile directly in the temple, killing her instantly. A few days later, Boudreaux got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy. Coroner : "Boudreaux, your wife Clotile seemed to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?" Boudreaux : "Mey yea sir, dat's correct.." Coroner : "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged between butt cheeks." Boudreaux : "Was it a Titlist Pro V1?" Coroner : "Yes, it was." Boudreaux : "Mey, dat was my mulligan." |
THIS MAY BE THE BEST FREE MUSIC LINE UP IN AMERICA. I can’t make it in the middle of the work week, but if you are in New Orleans on Wednesday’s, this is hard to beat.
YLC Wednesday at the Square
Wednesdays from 5-7:30 pm
March 30 to June 15, 2011
YLC Wednesday at the Square is a free, 12-week concert series with food and drink for sale to benefit the Young Leadership Council of New Orleans. It is located at Lafayette Square on St. Charles Avenue in the CBD across from Gallier Hall. Local artisans also sell their work in the Artist Village near the Camp Street entrance. Concerts are held every Wednesday from March 30 to June 15, 2011 from 5:00 to 7:30 pm, rain or shine.
APR 13 Kermit Ruffins + COOT
APR 20 Anders Osborne + Honey Island Swamp Band
APR 27 Irvin Mayfield & the Jazz Playhouse Revue
MAY 4 Marcia Ball + Gal Holiday & the Honky Tonk Revue
MAY 11 George Porter, Jr. + The Lee Boys
MAY 18 The Iguanas + Los Po-Boy-Citos
MAY 25 Tab Benoit + Navy Band New Orleans Full Steam Brass Band
JUN 1 Eric Lindell + The Revivalists
JUN 8 Galactic + Marc Stone
JUN 15 Cyril Neville and Monk Boudreaux + Gravy
John Broussard